This was the event they had all awaited:
The qualifications of tossing the caber
When each man strives to out toss his neighbour.
Alas, halfway through the proceedings
The larch trunk lay on the ground a-bleeding!
What could be done? The caber was broken!
But before long Judge Webster had spoken:
All contestants through to the final would go,
Heralding for Sunday an even more exciting show!